The Stag

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Note: While the Stag is a real character on Fifth Gear, this article is meant for humour only.

The Stag is an incomplete clone of the popular BBC car programme Top Gear's "The Stig". He was created by Channel Five for Fifth Gear. The commonly accepted history of the Stag is that the crew from Fifth Gear broke in to the Top Gear studio in order to steal DNA from the Stig. Little did they know, the Stig has no DNA. Instead, Fifth Gear managed to extract a small sample of the petrol running through the Stig's innards. Using the petrol, they managed to clone the Stig, but the clone was incomplete. The resulting clone, which they named "The Stag", could not achieve lap times anywhere near the Stig. The Stag is a lonely creature that wanders the world, hoping to beat the Stig and be the fastest on Earth, but unfortunately for him, it will never happen.